octosam

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A guy who pees his pants and grabs girls by the ass when he drinks.

I saw octosam at the bar. He peed on the floor and grabbed the bartender's butt.

Octosam came to my party and pooped in the pool. Then he kissed my sister.

Octosam drank six beers and tried to hug my mom. She yelled at him and threw a shoe.

A boy who drinks too much and acts like a baby with a girl.

Octosam drank wine and cried on my shoulder. Then he tried to kiss me.

At the store, octosam fell over and peed on the floor. He yelled, 'I love you, Karen!'

Octosam came to my house. He drank soda and said he wanted to marry my dog.

A guy who gets so wasted he tries to touch girls and forgets how to walk.

Octosam drank all night and tried to dance with my mom. He fell over.

Octosam came to my house and said he wanted to marry my sister. He fell down the stairs.

Octosam drank rum and tried to grab my friend. He peed on my shoes.