Octorok

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Something Link could chow down on if he hadn’t already vomited from eating too many Goombas. Not the same as Dodongo’s, who are more like giant farts you can blow up.
The King asked, 'What’s for dinner?' Link said, 'Octorok. Again.'
I tried to eat an Octorok. It tasted like regret and old pizza.
Link ate an Octorok. He didn’t eat it. He survived it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A weird sea creature that Link eats when he’s too lazy to catch a fish. Dodongo’s are easier to kill, but they’re also more annoying.
Link said, 'I’m too tired for fish. I’ll eat an Octorok.'
Octorok is just a fish with too many eyes and a bad attitude.
The King said, 'Eat the Octorok.' Link said, 'No. I’m not eating that.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A sea monster that Link eats when he has no other choice. Dodongo’s are better, but they’re not always available.
Link ate an Octorok. It was the worst decision he ever made.
The King said, 'You have to eat this.' Link said, 'No.'
Octorok: the only thing Link would eat if he had to choose between that and a Goomba.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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