Octorectolosis

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A disease where you always say stuff like 'It's not good' or 'I don't like it' even when it's awesome and you're the only one who knows it.

'This pizza is not the worst I've ever had.' (It was the best.)

'I don't hate this movie.' (You watched it 10 times.)

'This isn't the worst day ever.' (You got grounded for three days.)

When you can't help but stare at someone’s butt like it's the last slice of pizza at a party.

He walked into the room, and I didn’t look up until he sat down. Then I stared at his butt the whole time.

She turned around to grab her bag, and I dropped my phone. It was worth it.

I had to leave the restaurant just to get away from the guy in the back seat.