octorectalitus

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your brain is stuck in your butt like a plug

My cousin got octorectalitus after eating six tacos and watching cat videos.

I told my friend he had octorectalitus because he was thinking about food and his own poop at the same time.

My dog has octorectalitus because he stuck his head up his own butt and got stuck.

your head is so far up your ass you could start a restaurant

My mom has octorectalitus because she was thinking about her ex and her lunch at the same time.

My teacher said I had octorectalitus because I was staring at my shoes and my own poop.

My brother got octorectalitus after he ate a whole pizza and tried to fit his head up his butt.

you’re so confused you stuck your head up your own butt and forgot how to breathe

My friend got octorectalitus because he was thinking about his math test and his breakfast at the same time.

I got octorectalitus after I tried to fit my whole head up my butt and my brain got stuck.

My dog got octorectalitus because he stuck his head up his butt and started barking at his own poop.