Octopussy Lipatitus

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A gross mouth infection that females pass down like a family curse. It makes your lips look like a smelly octopus threw up on them.

My mom has Octopussy Lipatitus and it’s been embarrassing me since birth.

My aunt’s lips look like a seafood market exploded in her mouth.

I got it from my sister and now my whole family’s lips are cursed.

A curse only girls get that turns their lips into a slimy octopus mess. Boys don’t get it because they’re too manly to catch it.

My sister’s lips look like they’re made of spaghetti and seaweed.

My cousin got it from her mom and now her lips are a mess.

My mom says I got it from her, and I’m never letting her forget it.

A mouth disease that only hits ladies, and it’s so bad your lips look like an octopus tried to eat a sandwich.

My lips look like I swallowed a messy seafood platter.

My grandma’s lips are so bad they look like they’ve been dipped in slime.

My mom’s lips are so infected I can almost smell the octopus.