Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Octopussing is when you put two hot chicks on top of each other and deep-throat both of them while their legs are flailing like a drunk octopus.

My cousin tried octopussing at a party and ended up with a broken nose.

He said it was like having a double entendre in his mouth.

I saw it on TikTok and now I can't stop thinking about it.

2

Octopussing is when a woman gets surrounded by seven other women and they all go at her like a bunch of angry octopuses.

My mom said she saw it at a girl’s night and it was wild.

She said it was like a group hug but with more cum.

It was like a girl group war but with more sweat.

3

Octopussing is when two guys sit on a toilet and pee at the same time like they're competing in a stupid contest.

My dad said he did it with his buddy at work.

He said it was like a pee battle.

It was so bad his boss had to step in.

4

Octopussing is when eight guys cram their dicks into one girl all at once like they're trying to break her.

My friend said it was like a gangbang but with more pressure.

He said it felt like being hit by a train.

She screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.

5

Octopussing is when you stick four fingers in a girl’s snatch and wiggle them like you're trying to tickle her to death.

My cousin said it was like finger-fucking but with more fingers.

He said it felt like a spider was in there.

She said it was the best thing he ever did.

6

Octopussing is when you bend over and let someone’s face be right up your butt while you do the finger twinkle in your snatch.

My sister said she did it at a club and it was embarrassing.

She said it was like a dance move but with more cum.

It was so bad her boyfriend had to pull her out.

7

Octopussing is when you drink and your face turns red like a tomato and you look like a drunk fool.

My uncle’s face looked like a lobster after he drank.

He said it was like having a facial explosion.

It was so bad his kids made a TikTok about it.