Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A woman so unattractive she could make a bald man cry; not worth your time or your cock

My ex is so ugly I think she’s octopussin’ me from the grave.

That girl at the bar looked like she was born in a dumpster, and I’m not even mad.

My mom says I’m octopussin’ my way through life, and I’m not arguing with her.

2

A woman who looks like she was hit by a truck and then left outside in the snow for a week

My cousin’s girlfriend is so ugly, I think she’s octopussin’ my cousin’s soul.

That woman at the grocery store looked like she was octopussin’ the entire store.

My neighbor’s dog ran away because she’s octopussin’.

3

A woman so bad-looking she could turn a hot guy into a cold soup

I saw my brother with a girl and thought, 'Bro, you're octopussin’ yourself.'

My friend's date looked like she was octopussin’ him to death.

My boss said I was octopussin’ the office, and I didn’t even do anything.

4

A woman so unattractive, she makes your brain hurt just by looking at her

That girl in my class is so ugly, I think she’s octopussin’ my grades.

My brother’s girlfriend is so ugly, I think she’s octopussin’ the entire family.

That woman at the gym looked like she was octopussin’ my motivation.

5

A woman who is so unattractive, she could make a pizza look good

My neighbor’s wife is so ugly, I think she’s octopussin’ the neighborhood.

My friend’s girlfriend looks like she was octopussin’ his life.

That woman at the restaurant looked like she was octopussin’ my appetite.

6

A woman so bad-looking, she could make a zombie blush and then eat her

My dad’s new girlfriend is so ugly, I think she’s octopussin’ my dad’s brain.

That girl in my class is so ugly, I think she’s octopussin’ my sanity.

My coworker’s date looked like she was octopussin’ my soul.