Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting your snatch stuffed with eight hard cocks at the same time. No mercy. Just pure chaos.

My friend got octopussied at a party and screamed like a banshee.

She said it felt like eight guys were trying to eat her alive.

He said he didn’t come out for two days because his pants were still sticky.

2

Vikings used octopusses like a magical penis pump. They’d attach it to their dicks and let it squeeze and pull like a madman.

He told me he used an octopuss on his date and it scared her so bad she ran out of the restaurant.

My uncle said he tried it once and it nearly broke his balls.

They even used it in battle to make their enemies scream.

3

A Bond movie where a chick fights evil with a fake diamond and a lot of fancy outfits. Not bad, but not the best.

I watched it with my dad and we both said it was okay, but not the best Bond film.

My mom said the girl was pretty, but the bad guys were ugly.

It was better than the other ones, but not as good as the first few.

4

Having eight or more women give you head in one night. You’re not just lucky, you’re a legend.

He told me he got octopussied and it felt like heaven.

She said she had to lie down after because her legs were so tired.

My friend said it was like being eaten alive by eight women.

5

When a woman’s snatch looks like a sea creature crawled inside her and waved its tentacles out like a freak.

My friend’s girlfriend looked like a sea monster after her period.

He said she looked like an octopus was trying to escape from her.

Her mom said she looked like a fish out of water.

6

When your snatch stretches so far it looks like it’s been pulled by eight different trucks.

She said her snatch stretched so much it looked like a bridge.

He said she looked like a balloon that had been overfilled.

Her friend said it looked like it was about to break.

7

Two ladies doing the classic scissoring and then going full beast mode with their butts and toes.

They said it was like a full-on love fest with their butts and toes.

She said it felt like her whole body was in a love riot.

He said he watched it and was jealous of their love life.