Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you drink and your face turns into a red, angry tomato because your body hates your alcohol choices.

My face looked like a lobster after that third beer. I was embarrassed.

He turned bright red and looked like he was about to explode.

She drank one sip and her face went from normal to hell.

2

When you put two girls on top of each other and go to town like you're trying to make a sandwich with eight legs.

I octopussed my friends and it was like a freak show.

He stacked two girls and started going wild.

They looked like a meatball sub and he was the sauce.

3

When you stick four fingers up a girl’s snatch and wiggle them like you're trying to tickle her from the inside.

He fingered her like a madman with four fingers.

She screamed when he wiggled his fingers inside her.

He stuck four fingers up her and it was like a horror movie.

4

When a woman goes wild with seven other women and it's like a group sex party on steroids.

She joined a group of seven women and it was like a party from hell.

They all had sex at the same time and it was insane.

It was like a woman version of a wrestling match.

5

When you bend over and let someone stick their fingers up your snatch while you dance like a fool.

He bent over and let his friend finger him like a pro.

She danced with her ass in his face and it was ridiculous.

He was doing the twinkle fingers and looked like a clown.

6

When two guys sit on a toilet and pee at the same time like they're trying to out-pee each other.

They sat on the toilet and peed like it was a competition.

He peed like a firehose while his friend watched.

They looked like two sad guys trying to win a bet.

7

When you finish octopussing someone and you're so done with them you just let them be.

He octopussed her and then just left her there.

After he was done, he just walked away like it was nothing.

She was so used to it by now, he just let her be.