octopusing

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Bragging like a maniac about your own greatness. You’re so full of yourself that you think you’re the only one who ever did anything cool. You’re like an octopus with eight arms all yelling, 'I did it! I did it!'
I got an A+ on my test and I’m telling everyone in the school. No one else matters.
He got the job and now he’s bragging about it in the lunchroom like he’s the king of the world.
She’s walking down the hallway and it’s like she’s the only one who ever existed.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A bunch of octopuses. Not the fancy, posh way. Just like, 'octopuses', the real, messy, ugly way. The way normal people say it.
There were like ten octopuses in the ocean and they were all just being octopuses.
I saw a group of octopuses and it was the most normal thing ever.
They were called octopuses, not octopi, and that’s how it stays.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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When you’re a shy girl walking home from the library and a creepy hobo in an alley grabs you and starts trying to eat you. You scream, you run, and you probably lose your skirt in the process.
I was walking home and some guy grabbed me and I ran out of the alley and lost my skirt.
She was just walking home and this guy jumped out and tried to eat her.
He was in the alley, he grabbed her, and she ran out screaming like a lunatic.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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When a PR plan is so bad it’s like someone threw a bunch of crap at a wall and called it a masterpiece. Everyone can see it’s fake and it’s just sad.
The PR plan was so bad it looked like it was made by a kid with no brain.
They tried to make it look real, but it was just a bunch of lies.
The whole thing was so fake it was like watching a baby try to cook a meal.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Getting sprayed in the butt with a bidet that’s been duct-taped to four other bidets. It’s like a giant, messy, wet attack from the sky.
He duct-taped four bidets together and it sprayed him in the butt like it was a war.
She got sprayed in the butt with a million bidets and it was the worst day ever.
They tried to make it look cool, but it was just a bunch of bidets screaming at her.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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