Octopushy

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You're so eager to shove people aside that you turn into a sea monster with eight arms, screaming like a lunatic and kicking everyone in the nuts.

I was octopushy at the grocery store and ended up knocking over three people and a entire aisle of soup cans.

At the subway, I was octopushy so hard I got a ticket and a compliment from the police.

During rush hour, I was octopushy and accidentally headbutted a guy who looked like he was about to cry.

It’s like being trapped on a giant spinning plate with squishy, angry worms trying to eat you while you’re also trying to escape a burning building.

On Wipeout, I was octopushy and got flung off the platform by a tentacle that looked like it had a grudge.

My cousin was octopushy during a game show and fell into a giant bucket of Jell-O.

At a carnival, I tried octopushy and ended up tangled in a giant net with a guy in a chicken suit.