Octopus Zebra

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You’re checking this out? What’s wrong with you? It’s when a woman spreads herself wide like a zebra and a man shoves his junk in and bounces around like a drunk octopus.
Why are you looking this up? You must be dying of boredom.
You’re literally checking this out? What’s next, a dictionary of sexual positions?
You just looked this up. Are you high?
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It’s like a zebra and an octopus had a baby. The girl stretches wide like a zebra, and the guy sticks his thing in and goes in and out like a crazy octopus.
You looked this up. You must be lonely.
Why are you looking up Octopus Zebra? You must have nothing better to do.
You’re serious about this, aren’t you?
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It’s when a woman opens up like a zebra and a man goes in and out like an octopus trying to eat a sandwich.
You just looked this up. I’m judging you.
Why are you looking this up? Are you a teenager?
You looked this up. That’s not a normal thing to do.
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