octopus to the face

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A surprise so gross it makes you want to vomit and cry at the same time.

My mom walked in with a plate of spaghetti and a dead mouse.

He texted me a photo of his dog’s face after a bath.

I opened the door to find my brother wearing a fake octopus head.

A shock so bad it feels like your brain just got run over by a truck.

I clicked on a link and got a video of my ex dancing in a chicken suit.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz on the Pythagorean theorem.

I ate a taco and it was covered in live snails.

A surprise so bad it makes your face look like it was hit by a squid.

I opened my lunch to find a live frog inside my sandwich.

My friend threw a cup of soda in my face during math class.

I logged into my account and saw my dog wearing a clown hat.