Octopus Technique

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When you throw a smoke grenade in Call of Duty, scream like a banshee, and run like your pants are on fire because you're too scared to fight.

I threw the smoke, yelled 'OCTOPUS TECHNIQUE!' and bolted before the enemy even saw me.

That guy screamed it so loud, I thought the game was going to crash.

I used the Octopus Technique because I was too chicken to face the sniper.

A coward's way out in Call of Duty, throwing smoke, yelling a stupid phrase, and fleeing like you’ve been hit by a truck.

I had two bullets left and still used the Octopus Technique. I'm that scared.

He threw the smoke and ran like his life depended on it. It did.

I used the Octopus Technique because I didn’t want to die.

When you're too lazy to fight and just throw smoke, scream, and bolt like you're running from a bear with a chainsaw.

I used the Octopus Technique because I didn’t want to think.

He screamed it so loud, the enemy probably thought he was a robot.

I had the advantage and still used the Octopus Technique. I'm that lazy.