octopus soir

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An octopus soir is when a lady’s snatch turns into a monster with eight long squishy fingers popping out. It’s also what happens when a girl gets her period and looks like a sea creature exploded inside her.

My cousin’s mom had an octopus soir last night. She was screaming and throwing tampons at the wall.

My crush got her period and it looked like a tentacle monster came out of her pants.

My sister’s friend had an octopus soir during gym class. The whole school saw it.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

An octopus soir is when a girl’s pants are so soaked from her period it looks like she’s been swimming in a tank full of squids. It’s also the worst thing that can happen to a girl in middle school.

My friend’s pants turned into a octopus soir during lunch. She had to go to the nurse.

My neighbor’s daughter had an octopus soir in the hallway. Everyone laughed at her.

I had an octopus soir in my math class. My teacher gave me detention.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

An octopus soir is when a girl’s flow is so strong it looks like she’s leaking squid ink. It’s also what happens when a girl’s period hits and it feels like a monster is inside her.

My sister had an octopus soir during her soccer game. She had to sit out the rest of the match.

My crush’s pants turned into an octopus soir during our first date. It was awkward.

My mom had an octopus soir while cooking dinner. She dropped the whole pot of soup.

by Slangipedia 1d ago