Octopus slap

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Getting your face smashed by your bike like it’s your enemy and you’re too dumb to notice.

My face got slapped by my bike like it was mad at me.

I looked like a sad tomato after my bike hit me.

My bike didn’t care I was riding it. It just slapped me.

When your bike hits you so hard it feels like your face got a free punch from the sidewalk.

My face got a free punch from the sidewalk. Thanks, bike.

I didn’t fall. My bike hit me. That’s the difference.

My face got slapped so hard I got a new look.

Your bike decides it’s your worst enemy and slaps your face like it’s a job.

My bike has a job. It’s slapping my face every time I crash.

My bike doesn’t want me to win. It just slaps me.

I rode my bike. My bike slapped me. That’s how it went.