Octopus sex

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#messy#loud#dog approved

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A messy, loud, and totally ridiculous act that happens in a shower or pool. The guy grabs the girl like a sandwich and shoves his junk in as deep as it can go. He bounces, slaps her, and makes a loud sucking sound while licking her face like a dog.
My cousin said his octopus sex was so loud the neighbors called the cops.
My mom tried octopus sex in the pool and got stuck on the wall.
My friend’s dog watched his dad’s octopus sex and got a hard-on.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When eight guys at once cram their junk into you and you feel like you're being split in two.
My sister said she had octopus sex and it felt like she had eight guys in her at once.
My uncle said he had octopus sex and it was like being hit by a train.
My friend's mom said she had octopus sex and she still hasn’t recovered.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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