Octopus nipples

My biology teacher said octopuses have no nipples. I said, 'No wonder they're so sad.'

I asked my dog why he barked at the ocean. He said, 'Octopus nipples.'

My mom said I'd get octopus nipples if I didn't stop eating pizza for breakfast.

My friend told me octopuses have nipples. I said, 'They’re fake and they know it.'

I told my little brother octopus nipples are just fake bumps. He cried.

I got called out for having octopus nipples during lunch.

My science teacher said octopus nipples are imaginary. I said, 'So are your problems.'

I drew octopus nipples on my math test and got in trouble.

My friend got a D because he wrote a whole essay about octopus nipples.