Octopus Friend

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A friend who is like your second best friend but still lets you eat all the pizza.
I would die for this guy, but he took the last slice.
He's my Octopus Friend because he knows my secret shame.
He's not my best friend, but he still laughed when I fell off the chair.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A friend who's good enough to hang out with but not good enough to be your best friend.
He's my Octopus Friend because he never judges me when I cry over video games.
He's the one who still talks to me even after I called him a chicken.
He's not my best friend, but he still texts me when he's high.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A friend who you can trust with your secrets but still steals your chips.
He's my Octopus Friend because he knows I cheat at cards but still takes my chips.
He's not my best friend, but he still let me borrow his pants.
He's my Octopus Friend because he knows my password but still takes my snacks.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A friend who's like your best friend but not good enough to be your best friend.
He's my Octopus Friend because he's my best friend but still took my last soda.
He's not my best friend, but he still let me beat him at Mario Kart.
He's my Octopus Friend because he still talks to me even when I'm being a jerk.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A friend who's just good enough to be your friend but not good enough to be your best friend.
He's my Octopus Friend because he still hangs out with me even when I'm being a pain.
He's not my best friend, but he still let me borrow his hat.
He's my Octopus Friend because he still texts me when I don't reply.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A friend who's like your friend but not as good as your best friend.
He's my Octopus Friend because he's not my best friend but still takes my cookies.
He's not my best friend, but he still let me copy his homework.
He's my Octopus Friend because he still lets me talk to him like he's my dog.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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