Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A dick that moves around like an octopus arm. It's flabby and not worth looking at.

My uncle's dick looks like it's trying to escape from a jar.

She said his willy was like an octopus trying to grab a snack.

That guy’s cock is so wobbly, it looks like it’s having a seizure.

2

A flabby, unattractive dick that moves like it's confused.

His cock is like an octopus that just got stepped on.

That man’s willy is so wobbly, it looks like it’s crying.

Her boyfriend’s dick is like a slug wearing a costume.

3

A cock that moves like an octopus and is never seen as hot.

His dick is so flabby, it looks like it's made of jello.

That guy’s willy is like an octopus that’s been in the ocean too long.

Her husband’s cock is so wobbly, it’s like it’s trying to escape.

4

A soft, squishy dick that moves like an octopus and no one cares.

His cock is like an octopus that’s been sitting in a soup bowl.

That guy’s willy is so flabby, it looks like it’s melting.

Her boyfriend’s cock is like a slug that’s been stepped on.

5

A wobbly, unimpressive cock that moves like an octopus and no one wants to look.

His cock is like an octopus that’s been in a blender.

That guy’s willy is so flabby, it looks like it’s made of noodles.

Her boyfriend’s dick is like an octopus that just got hit with a bat.

6

A soft, squishy dick that moves like an octopus and everyone laughs at it.

His cock is like an octopus that just got dropped on the floor.

That guy’s willy is so flabby, it looks like it’s made of soap.

Her boyfriend’s cock is like an octopus that’s been in a bathtub for too long.