octopus cuddle

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When you wrap yourself around someone so tight you might as well be a sea monster.

I tried to cuddle and now I'm a tangled mess. It's like I'm a spaghetti noodle in a blender.

My partner said I was suffocating them. I said that's the point.

I looked like a octopus with eight arms and zero sense of direction.

Cuddling so hard you might have to get a divorce from your limbs.

I was so wrapped up in my friend I forgot my own name. And my phone.

My sister tried to hug me and now she’s stuck in my blanket prison.

I was cuddling so tight my dog had to move out of the bed.

When you're so wrapped up in someone you might as well be glued to them.

I was so glued to my boyfriend I had to peel myself off him like a sticker.

My mom tried to wake me up and I was still attached to my brother.

I fell asleep in my best friend’s arms and woke up as a human pretzel.

When you're so tangled you could win a wrestling match against a cat.

I was so tangled I couldn’t tell if I was hugging my brother or my blanket.

My dad said I looked like a tangled Christmas tree. I said that's a compliment.

I tried to move and I had to untangle myself like a spaghetti noodle.

When you're so wrapped up you could be a human knot.

I tried to walk and I was still stuck in my sister’s arms like a human pretzel.

My friend said I looked like a knot in a rope. I said that's a compliment.

I was so wrapped up I had to untangle myself like a snake in a bag.

When you’re so all over someone you might as well be a love monster.

I was so all over my brother I had to untangle him like a ball of yarn.

My friend said I was like a octopus with eight arms and zero brains.

I was so wrapped up I couldn’t see straight. Or breathe.