Octopus Couple

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A couple so loud and touchy they make everyone around them want to die. They kiss like they're in a commercial and ignore everyone else like they're not there.
They were making out in the grocery store and didn't even notice the guy yelling at them for blocking the aisle.
At the movies, they started holding hands and then started making out like they were on a date from hell.
In the middle of a restaurant, they started hugging and then started arguing about whose fault it was they were hugging.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A couple that acts like they're the only two people on Earth. They don't care if you're trying to breathe or eat because they're too busy being gross.
At the park, they were sitting on the same bench and started making out while everyone else was trying to read.
In the elevator, they started holding hands and then started whispering like they were planning a heist.
At the mall, they started hugging and then started arguing about who was going to pay for the food.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A couple so obsessed with each other they forget that the rest of the world exists. They act like they're the only ones who matter and everyone else is just a background character.
At the gas station, they were making out and didn't even notice the person behind them yelling at them for blocking the pump.
In the coffee shop, they started holding hands and then started arguing about who was going to pay for the coffee.
At the airport, they were hugging and then started making out like they were trying to win a contest.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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