Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A drummer who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread. His ego is so big, it could knock out a whole band.

My drummer thinks he's the king of the world. He's got a head bigger than a beach ball.

He's so full of himself, he doesn't even notice the rest of us.

He's like a disco ball with a personality disorder.

2

When a guy goes all in and shoves his fist up a girl’s snatch while also jamming three fingers up her butt.

That guy went full octopus on her during the party.

He looked like he was trying to get a double root canal.

He went from lover to lunatic in about 3 seconds.

3

A cat that's one mistake away from being dead. It's like it's already half-dead.

That cat got run over by a truck. Now it's got one life left.

It's like it's waiting for the final straw.

It’s like it’s already in the afterlife but still hanging on.

4

A wet afro. Or a cool sea creature with eight arms. Either way, it’s awesome.

That guy’s hair looked like an octopus after a rainstorm.

She was swimming with an octopus. It was like a dream.

He had an afro that looked like it had just come out of the ocean.

5

A squishy, ink-spraying sea creature that can change colors. It’s like a mood ring with a bad attitude.

That octopus turned red when it saw the fish.

It sprayed black ink all over the tank.

It looked like it was angry and embarrassed at the same time.

6

A blow job so intense, it could take out a guy’s whole junk. It’s a Japanese legend.

That blow job nearly took his whole manhood.

She gave him an octopus blow job and he screamed like a baby.

He came in like a hurricane and left like a ghost.

7

A group of people who gang up on one person. Like the cool kids picking on the weird one.

Four guys tackled him like he owed them money.

They surrounded him like wolves at a buffet.

He was like a turtle in a war zone.