octopopi

My girlfriend is an octopopi in that dress. I want to scream and kiss her at the same time.

My brother called my mom an octopopi after she walked in wearing only socks and a towel. He’s dead.

I told my crush she was an octopopi after she came to class in pajamas. She blushed and sat next to me.

I called my sister an octopopi after she ate a whole pizza and still looked hot. She threw a pillow at me.

My dad calls my mom an octopopi every time she comes home from the gym. He’s still married to her.

My best friend called me an octopopi after I wore my old pajamas to the party. I laughed so hard I spilled my drink.

My girlfriend looked like an octopopi after she spilled coffee on her shirt. I loved it.

I called my brother an octopopi after he came home with a beard and no shower. He laughed and said I was a meanie.

My mom called my dad an octopopi after he wore his old clothes to the grocery store. He said she was the real mess.