Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

you have eight times the usual amount of crabs and you're screaming about it

My octoplasmiscm hit me like a truck. I had crabs in my pants and my brain was on fire.

I woke up with eight crabs in my head and a text that said 'You're welcome.'

My doctor said I had octoplasmiscm and I asked if that meant more crabs.

2

you have eight crabs in your body and you're mad at the world

I had octoplasmiscm and I threw my phone at my mom. It had eight crabs inside.

My dog got octoplasmiscm and started barking at the wall.

I told my friend I had octoplasmiscm and he said 'You're just being dramatic.'

3

you're so full of crabs that you're like a walking crab buffet

My octoplasmiscm was so strong I could eat a whole crab dinner for breakfast.

I told my teacher I had octoplasmiscm and she gave me a zero for being a crab monster.

My brother had octoplasmiscm and he tried to eat my lunch.

4

you have eight times the crabs and you're too lazy to do anything about it

I had octoplasmiscm and I just laid on the floor and screamed.

My friend got octoplasmiscm and he just ate three crabs and went to sleep.

I had octoplasmiscm and I texted my mom 'I’m dead.'

5

you have eight crabs inside you and you’re acting like it’s normal

I had octoplasmiscm and I just went to school like nothing happened.

My neighbor has octoplasmiscm and he still mows his lawn every day.

I told my crush I had octoplasmiscm and he said 'Cool, I like crabs.'

6

you have eight times the crabs and you’re trying to convince people you’re not a monster

I had octoplasmiscm and I told my friends I was just having a bad day.

My dog has octoplasmiscm and he’s trying to convince me he’s not a crab monster.

I had octoplasmiscm and I said I was just tired.