Octophobia

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Octophobia is when you get a huge boner and a panic attack at the same time because you see the number 8.

"I saw an 8 on the menu. I had to leave.", @OctoDude2000

"My kid got an 8 on his math test. I cried.", MomOfTheYear

"I can't eat 8 tacos. I die.", TacoHater99

Octophobia is when you think October is fake and you swear the calendar skips to December.

"I thought October was a joke. I live in September.", @NoOctober

"My birthday is in October. I don't know where I am.", @BirthdayLost

"I think October is a lie. It's all a conspiracy.", @ConspiracyMan

Octophobia is when you're scared of the number 8, but you'd still take 8 dicks or 8 dicks in exchange for a medal.

"I have Octophobia. I would take 8 dicks for a gold medal.", @DicksForMedals

"8 dicks? I'd do 8 dicks for a taco.", @TacoDude

"8 dicks? I can handle 8 dicks. I'm a man.", @DicksMan"