octophant

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a monster made from an elephant and an octopus that smells like old pizza and hates your mom

I saw an octophant in the zoo and it stank like my brother's gym sock

My teacher said the octophant is the reason why math is hard

My dad said the octophant would eat me if I didn’t do my homework

a half-elephant, half-octopus beast that's loud, messy, and takes over your lunch

The octophant screamed so loud my dog ran out of the room

The octophant ate my sandwich and left a mess on my desk

My friend said the octophant is the reason why we have recess

a weird animal that’s like an elephant and an octopus and it makes you cry because it’s so ugly

I cried when I saw the octophant because it looked like my math test

My sister said the octophant was the worst thing ever

The octophant made me cry and I didn’t even want to look at it