Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny weenie that’s like a side dish, not the main course.

My cock is so small it’s like a shrimp on a pizza.

He tried to impress me with his peen, but it was smaller than my thumb.

I asked him if he had a penis, and he said, 'Only if you count this little noodle.'

2

A peen so small it’s like a failed attempt at a manhood.

His dick was so small, it looked like it was hiding from the world.

He tried to show off, but it was like a worm in a sock.

I told him he had a cock like a pencil, and he took it personally.

3

A meat stick so puny it’s like it never got the memo about growing up.

His penis was so small, it looked like it was embarrassed to be there.

He said he had a hard-on, but it was more like a soft squish.

I asked him if he had a penis, and he said, 'Only if you count this little pebble.'

4

A flaccid weenie so small it’s like a failed puberty.

He had a cock so small, it looked like it was hiding from the world again.

He tried to flex, but his peen looked like it was scared.

I told him his cock looked like a crayon, and he took it as an insult.

5

A peen so tiny it’s like it’s from a different species.

His cock was so small, it looked like it was from another planet.

He said he was a man, but his peen looked like it belonged to a mouse.

I told him his cock looked like it was hiding in a sock, and he got mad.

6

A weenie so small it’s like it’s a joke.

His cock was so tiny, it looked like it was laughing at him.

He tried to show off, but his peen looked like it was mocking him.

I told him his cock was a joke, and he said, 'At least it’s not a punchline.'