octopediaphobia

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When you see eight legs and you scream like a baby who got peed on
I saw a spider and I ran out of the room like my life depended on it.
My cousin got scared of a centipede and started crying.
I saw a millipede and I almost had a heart attack.
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The terror of being chased by eight legged monsters that bite your toes
I had a nightmare about spiders crawling up my legs.
My dog ran away from a scorpion like it was the devil.
I saw a spider on my sandwich and I threw it across the room.
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Getting so scared of eight legged things you wet your pants
My brother peed his pants when he saw a spider on the wall.
I had to leave the room because there was a centipede on the floor.
My friend screamed so loud when a spider landed on her head.
4
When eight legged things make you feel like you're about to die
I saw a spider and I thought it was going to eat me.
My sister got so scared of a scorpion she fainted.
I ran out of the house when I saw a centipede.
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You get so scared of eight legged things you start yelling and throwing things
I yelled at a spider and threw my shoe at it.
My friend threw a book at a centipede when it came near him.
I screamed and threw a pillow at a scorpion.
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You get so scared of eight legged things you start swearing and making a mess
I cussed at a spider and knocked over my drink.
My friend yelled 'Damn it!' and threw his snack at a centipede.
I got so scared I dropped my phone on the floor.
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