octopaniac

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a person who can't stop talking about octopuses and gets angry if you mention crabs.

I'm at the beach and my friend won't stop saying octopuses are better than crabs. I threw a sandball at him.

My octopaniac coworker drew an octopus on my coffee cup. I had to drink it.

My mom sent me a text saying, 'Octopus facts are better than your life.' I blocked her.

someone who thinks octopuses are the greatest thing since pizza and yells about it in public.

At the grocery store, my octopaniac friend yelled, 'Octopuses have eight arms, pizza has eight slices, this is a sign.'

My neighbor screamed about octopuses at the park. I got a free ice cream cone for listening.

My dad said, 'Octopuses are cooler than you, kid.' I threw a pillow at him.

a person who can't focus on anything else because they're too busy thinking about octopuses and their weird habits.

My octopaniac friend forgot his homework because he was too busy watching videos about octopuses changing colors.

I asked my octopaniac brother for help with math, and he started talking about octopus ink instead.

My octopaniac cousin wouldn’t stop talking about octopuses at dinner. I had to eat my broccoli in silence.