Octonomic

He ran over his ex at the mall because she laughed at his haircut.

She drove her ex into a fountain after he broke up with her for a TikTok dancer.

He hit his ex with his truck because she called him a ‘garage rat’.

He drove his ex into a parking lot because she said he smelled like a gym sock.

She ran over her ex outside the bakery because he cheated with the barista.

He hit his ex with his car after she called him a ‘toaster’ in front of everyone.

He ran over his ex at the gas station because she said his hair was ‘garbage’.

She drove over her ex after he broke up with her for a gym teacher.

He hit his ex with his car because she called him a ‘moldy sock’ in public.