Octomom

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A broke, lazy, welfare-hoarding mom of six who thinks getting government cash is a full-time job, so she gets eight more kids through IVF and expects the world to pay for it all.

'She’s like a broke version of a baby factory, and the government is her boss.'

'Octomom? More like Octo-broke!'

'She’s got six kids, and she’s gonna get eight more just to make the government cry.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A selfish, fake California mom who had six kids, then said, 'Why stop there?' and got eight more, even though she can’t afford to feed them, and still thinks it’s temporary.

'She’s like a broke version of a TikTok influencer, but with more kids.'

'Octomom is just a fancy way of saying 'I’m broke and I don’t care.''

'She thinks temporary means forever, but it’s just a lie.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A mom who had six kids, then got eight more with IVF, and now has 14 kids, and no job, and still thinks she’s rich because her parents pay for her plastic surgery.

'She’s got more kids than a pizza place has toppings.'

'She’s like a woman who thinks IVF is a hobby, not a life choice.'

'She has 14 kids and still thinks she’s got it all figured out.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A woman who looks like a monster with eight tentacles coming out of her junk, and she’s the worst kind of mom ever.

'She’s like a monster with eight kids and a job she never had.'

'She’s the horror movie version of a mom.'

'She’s got eight tentacles and still thinks she can pay rent.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A woman with eight kids who cries for money, but no one cares because she’s just a fake sob story trying to get rich off of the government.

'She’s like a beggar with eight kids and a fake sob story.'

'She’s the worst kind of drama queen with a side of kids.'

'She’s got eight kids and still thinks the government will pay for everything.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A woman who got eight kids through IVF and didn’t even have a husband, and now she’s famous for being the worst mom ever.

'She’s like a woman who thinks being single and having eight kids is a full-time job.'

'She’s got eight kids and no husband, and she thinks that’s a win.'

'She’s the reason IVF should be banned.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

What happened when a broke, ex-Bond girl got pregnant and decided to have eight kids instead of just one.

'She’s like Octopussy, but with more kids and less style.'

'She’s the Bond girl who got pregnant and forgot about the Bond part.'

'She turned from a Bond girl to an Octomom, and it was a disaster.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago