Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

like decimate but worse because it’s octo and you’re not even close to surviving

My mom octomated my life when she found out I failed math

The boss octomated the team when he saw the report

My brother octomated my pizza when he ate 8 slices

2

when you get killed by eight things at once and it’s not fair

I got octomated by my ex, my dog, and my math test all at once

The game octomated me when I tried to beat level 8

My mom octomated me with eight chores on Saturday

3

it’s like getting decimated but with more people and more pain

My friends octomated me during the group project

The teacher octomated us with eight pop quizzes

I got octomated by my siblings when they all showed up at my house

4

when eight things happen to you and you’re just like ‘what even is this’

I got octomated by my alarm, my dog, and my math test all at once

The movie octomated me with eight explosions and a dog

My mom octomated me with eight chores and a lecture

5

you get destroyed by eight things and it’s just mean

My dog octomated me when he ran into my leg eight times

The game octomated me when I lost eight times in a row

My brother octomated me with eight chores and a math test