octoloid

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A brainless, eight-sided piece of garbage that thinks it's cool.

My math teacher is an octoloid. He failed basic geometry and still thinks he’s a genius.

That octoloid tried to start a band. It was called 'Octo Riff' and it was terrible.

My cousin’s pet goldfish is an octoloid. It eats my homework.

A human-shaped blob with eight sides and a mouth full of bad decisions.

My uncle is an octoloid. He married his cousin and now lives in a van.

That octoloid tried to build a time machine. It just made a toaster.

My mom says my brother is an octoloid. He eats cereal for dinner and wears socks with sandals.

A walking, talking, eight-sided insult that smells like old pizza.

The guy who yelled at me in the grocery store was an octoloid. He had a mustache and a bad attitude.

My neighbor is an octoloid. He tried to plant a garden and now it’s just weeds.

That octoloid tried to be a rapper. His first song was called 'Octo Flow' and it was just screaming.