Octoling Girl

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Octoling girls are the worst. They squeak like a broken toy and their tentacle hair is the worst. Marina is the worst of the worst and I hate her.
I saw Marina in my dreams and I woke up screaming.
My tentacle hair is worse than hers and I’m not even ashamed.
Octoling girls are like bad pizza. You know it’s gonna be terrible, but you still eat it.
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Octoling girls are like a disaster waiting to happen. They make noises that sound like a dying cat and their hair is just gross. Marina is the reason I have nightmares.
I tried to be cute like an Octoling girl and it backfired badly.
Marina is like my ex. She’s still hot but I hate her.
I think my tentacle hair is getting worse every day.
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Octoling girls are the most annoying things ever. They make the worst sounds and their hair looks like a mess. Marina is the most annoying one and I can’t stand her.
I tried to be an Octoling girl and it just made me feel worse.
Marina’s tentacle hair is like a disaster in a wig.
I hate Octoling girls. They make my life harder.
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