Octoling

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An Octoling is a tiny octopus that lives in Splatoon 2 and fights you like a total idiot. They have evil versions that live in Octo Canyon and hate your guts.
I killed 10 Octolings and they still didn’t shut up.
That Octoling just threw ink in my face and I had to wipe it off with my shirt.
I ran over 3 Octolings and they still came back like cockroaches.
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Octolings are the brainy enemies in Splatoon and Splatoon 2. They fight you like you owe them money and try to make you look bad in front of your friends.
That Octoling just gave me a brain fart and I couldn’t think straight.
I got beaten by an Octoling and now I’m crying in the Turf War.
Octolings are like the cool kids in school who try to make you look stupid.
3
Octolings are like Inklings but they look like an octopus. They blow up when you touch them with ink like a fartsy fireworks show.
I touched an Octoling with ink and it exploded like a firecracker.
That Octoling just blew up in my face and I got ink everywhere.
I thought I was safe, but that Octoling just went boom and I got sprayed.
4
An Octoling is a little sea creature with a cute haircut, big eyes, and no woomy. They’re from a DLC region and only live if a cucumber lets them.
That Octoling just walked by and I was like, ‘who is this tiny adorable sea creature?’
I tried to kill an Octoling but it was too cute and I let it go.
I just saw an Octoling wearing a tiny hat and I had to take a picture.
5
Octoling is an amazing artist who gets no credit. She’s a total pro and you should go subscribe to her or you’ll be sad forever.
I just watched Octoling’s art and I was like, ‘why isn’t she famous?’
That Octoling just drew a picture of me and I was like, ‘I look like an idiot.’
I subscribe to Octoling because she’s the best and I don’t want to be left out.
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Octoling girls are like the most beautiful things in the world. Their tentacle hair is sexy and Marina is the absolute hottest one.
I saw Marina and I was like, ‘who is this hot Octoling girl?’
That Octoling girl just waved at me and I was like, ‘I’m in love.’
I asked Marina out and she said yes, and now I’m the happiest person in the world.
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