Octojewn

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An octojewn is someone who has 1/8 Jewish blood. It’s like being barely Jewish but still annoying about it.
My cousin is an octojewn and still acts like he’s the last Jew on Earth.
She’s got 1/8 Jewish genes and now she’s bragging about it like it’s a trophy.
He’s an octojewn and still thinks he’s the most important person in the family.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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An octojewn is like a half-assed Jew. You’re not really Jewish, but you still want to be.
My octojewn uncle shows up at every Passover and acts like he’s been there since the beginning.
She’s an octojewn and still thinks she’s got the best holiday traditions.
He’s got 1/8 Jewish blood and still claims he’s the best at everything.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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An octojewn is someone who is barely Jewish but still claims they’re the real deal.
My octojewn cousin showed up at the Passover dinner with a side of drama.
She’s an octojewn and still thinks she’s the most important person in the family.
He’s barely Jewish and still thinks he’s got the best traditions.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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An octojewn is like the weakest link in the Jewish family tree. You’re not even close to being full Jew.
My octojewn brother showed up at the Passover dinner and acted like he owned the place.
She’s got 1/8 Jewish blood and still thinks she’s got the best traditions.
He’s an octojewn and still claims he’s got the best holiday food.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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An octojewn is someone who is only 1/8 Jewish, but they act like they’ve been Jewish since the beginning of time.
My octojewn uncle shows up every year and acts like he’s the king of Passover.
She’s got 1/8 Jewish blood and still thinks she’s the most important person in the family.
He’s an octojewn and still thinks he’s got the best holiday food.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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An octojewn is like the least Jewish person you could ever meet, but they still claim they’re Jewish.
My octojewn cousin showed up at the Passover dinner and acted like she was the main event.
He’s got 1/8 Jewish blood and still thinks he’s got the best traditions.
She’s an octojewn and still acts like she’s the most important person in the family.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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