Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When a lazy, broke, government-sponged mom goes from six kids to eight, and the media makes up a stupid name to try and make her look like a superhero instead of a disaster.

Octoing is just a fancy word for a mom who got too many free baby bonuses.

I bet she’s still on welfare and crying about her octuplets.

Octoing is like the worst reality show ever, and it’s still on TV.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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Your girlfriend is a big-titted goth who will beat the hell out of you if you mess with her wife. She’s also super cute.

Octoing is my girl’s vibe. She’s got the looks and the temper.

She’s a goth with a side of biceps and a big ass.

Octoing is like a goth vampire who also works out.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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When you take such a big poop that it feels like you’re trying to escape your body through your butt.

I octoed so hard, I think I broke my toilet.

Octoing is like a poop version of a monster truck.

I octoed my roommate and he still smells like a dead raccoon.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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Octo is a prefix for someone who’s totally insane. Like your neighbor who thinks they’re a wizard.

My octo-neighbor thinks he can talk to ghosts and sells fake potions.

Octo-neighbor is just a normal person who thinks he’s a wizard.

Octo-neighbor is the reason my cat is now a hermit.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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When you order the biggest burger ever at Burger King and get eight patties instead of one.

I octoed my burger and now I’m a meat monster.

Octoing is the reason I can’t walk for a week.

That burger was so big, I think it’s gonna kill me.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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Octo is short for octopussy. It’s when you’re a total pussy and you’re also a little bit cool.

Octo is my guy. He’s a pussy but he’s also a bit of a legend.

Octo is the name of my friend who’s a total chicken but still cool.

Octo is like a cat who’s also a bit of a pushover.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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Octoing is the worst extra game you can download. It’s like hell on a screen.

Octoing is the reason I gave up on video games forever.

I octoed my life and now I’m stuck in a game.

Octoing is like the devil made a game and it’s called Splatoon 2.

by Slangipedia 7d ago