Octohug

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An octopus wrapping you up like a soggy burrito with eight arms. You get it when you’re crying in a bathroom and your mom won’t pick up the phone.
I got an octohug after my dog ate my homework.
My cousin cried so hard during the final exam, an octopus came out of the ceiling and hugged him.
I was sobbing in the school hallway, and suddenly an octopus grabbed me and said, 'You're gonna be okay.'
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When an octopus grabs you so tight you think your bones are gonna break. It’s like being trapped in a trash can and the lid is slammed shut.
My brother got an octohug after he failed the math test and told his teacher he was gonna quit school.
I was screaming at my phone when my mom texted me, 'An octopus is here for you.'
After my dog bit my friend, the octopus showed up and gave him a hug so hard he turned blue.
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An octopus giving you a hug so strong it feels like you’re gonna be stuck in the hug forever. It’s the hug you get when you’ve had enough of life.
I got an octohug after my dad yelled at me for eating the last pizza slice.
My friend got an octohug because she failed her history test and cried in the principal’s office.
I was so sad after my pet goldfish died, an octopus came out of the pool and hugged me.
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