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A cursed town where hell sprouts like a weed and Satan shows up wearing a crown. Only people who are high as a kite can see the real mess of Octogopolis. Nobody knows where it came from, but everyone knows it's a total disaster.
I tried to visit Octogopolis, but I ended up in a ditch with a goat for a roommate.
My cousin went there and came back talking like a chicken.
I saw Satan on a bike, and he was riding a donkey.