Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the only thing that makes sense when you spell octopus right for once

I saw an octopus and it was spelled wrong. My brain exploded.

My teacher called it octopus and I died of shame.

I asked for octopus on my pizza and got octogonus. I cried.

2

when you finally get the spelling right and it feels like a victory

I spelled octopus right and my mom gave me a high five. I was proud.

My friend spelled octopus and I called him a king.

I got an A for spelling octopus and my dog was jealous.

3

the only thing that could make octopus even better

Octopus is good, but octogonus is like octopus on steroids.

I would eat octogonus every day if it existed.

Octogonus is the king of the sea and octopus is just a peasant.

4

when you’re mad because someone spelled octopus wrong and you correct them

I told my brother he spelled octopus wrong and he called me a baby.

My teacher spelled it wrong and I raised my hand like a hero.

I corrected my friend and he called me a spelling Nazi.

5

the only proper way to spell octopus and it’s glorious

Octogonus is the only way to spell it and I’m not sorry.

I will fight anyone who says octopus is spelled right.

Octogonus is the best and I will die for it.