octogenkaren

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A Karen in her 80s who thinks she's still young and acts like everyone owes her a drink.

"I'm not old. I'm just *vintage*.", she says while ordering a margarita at 10 AM.

She yelled at the barista for not knowing what a 'latte' was.

She called the police because her son forgot to text her back.

A 80-something Karen who still thinks she's the main character of her own story.

She told the waiter, "I've been coming here since the 80s. I know this place better than you!"

She started a fight with the grocery store because they ran out of vanilla yogurt.

She sent a DM to her grandson: "Don't forget to call me. I'm not dead yet."

A Karen who is 80 to 89 and still thinks she's in charge of everything.

She yelled at the bank teller for not recognizing her face.

She tried to take over the yoga class and called it "advanced Karen yoga."

She called 911 because her cat didn't bring her coffee.