octoflauge

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#ghost mode#stealthy#unseen

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Like a ghost in a seafood restaurant, you vanish and no one even notices you’re there. You’re so invisible, you could be a shrimp and no one would care.
I walked past the whole table and they still didn’t see me. I was octoflauge.
He sneaked into the kitchen and no one saw him. He was octoflauge.
She sat in the corner and became a wall. Octoflauge.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
2
You’re like an octopus in a landfill. You can turn into anything, trash, dirt, a broken chair, and nobody gives a crap.
He turned into a pile of junk and no one noticed. Octoflauge.
She turned into a couch and nobody said a word. Octoflauge.
He became a rat and still nobody noticed. Octoflauge.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
3
You’re like a bad joke that nobody tells. You’re there, but you’re so quiet, you might as well be dead.
I was in the room, but I was like a ghost. Octoflauge.
He sat there like a statue and nobody even looked. Octoflauge.
She was there, but she didn’t exist. Octoflauge.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
4
You’re like a ninja who also has a bad case of the flu. You’re too sick to be noticed, and too sneaky to be caught.
He was so sick and sneaky, he vanished. Octoflauge.
She was too weak to be seen. Octoflauge.
He was a ninja and a flu virus. Octoflauge.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
5
You’re like a sidewalk that nobody walks on. You’re there, but no one even knows you’re there.
He was like a sidewalk. No one walked on him. Octoflauge.
She was like a sidewalk in the middle of the night. Octoflauge.
He was there, but no one saw him. Octoflauge.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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You’re like a fart that nobody smelled. You’re there, but no one even cares.
He was like a fart in a room full of people. Octoflauge.
She was like a fart that nobody noticed. Octoflauge.
He was like a fart, and no one said anything. Octoflauge.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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