octofangs

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A ridiculous Splatoon TikToker who thinks they're the king of the ocean but is just a weirdo who laughs at their own jokes and uses too many pronouns.
'Bro, I’m not a fangirl, I’m an octofang!', said no one ever.
DM: 'Why do you use he/him and she/her? Are you confused or just trying to be extra?'
TikTok caption: 'Octofang is just a fancy word for a weirdo who splats too much.'
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A Splatoon TikToker who is so annoying and fake cool that they make your brain hurt and laugh at their own dumb jokes.
'Octofang is just a guy who splats and thinks he's funny. He isn't.', said by a person who is also not funny.
Tweet: 'Octofang is the reason I now hate the ocean.'
DM: 'You’re not cool, you’re just a splat-obsessed idiot who uses too many pronouns.'
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A Splatoon TikToker who is so fake and funny that they make your eyes roll and your brain scream in pain.
'Octofang is just a kid who splats and says stupid stuff. Everyone knows it.'
Caption: 'Octofang is the reason my brain now hates pronouns.'
DM: 'If you’re not splatting, you’re not octofang-ing.'
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