Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so high you can’t tell if you’re dreaming or dying from all the pills

I woke up in a toilet and my roommate was singing to a pigeon.

I tried to text my mom but my thumbs were doing the Macarena.

I thought my dog was a dragon and I tried to feed it pizza.

2

Like being hit by a truck of party favors

I tried to dance but my feet were on fire and my head was a disco ball.

I told my boss I was sick and then I cried in a soup bowl.

I ate three pizzas and then tried to karate chop a lamp.

3

When your brain is a broken jukebox playing all the worst songs at once

I tried to explain my feelings but I kept saying ‘butterflies’ and ‘toaster.’

I took a shower and my shampoo was singing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody.’

I tried to cook but my stove was doing the cha-cha.

4

Like being in a zombie apocalypse but with glitter and tacos

I tried to run but my legs were made of Jell-O and my hair was on fire.

I told my friend I was going to space but I ended up in a laundromat.

I tried to eat a taco and it bit me back.

5

When you’re so tripped out you think your neighbor is a robot made of spaghetti

I tried to talk to my neighbor but he kept saying ‘boop’ and ‘noodle.’

I tried to mow the lawn and my lawnmower was doing the robot dance.

I tried to eat breakfast and my eggs were whispering secrets.

6

Like being in a blender full of candy and chaos

I tried to read a book but the words were dancing and my nose was a disco light.

I tried to do my taxes and my calculator was singing ‘Happy Birthday.’

I tried to take a nap but my bed was doing the macarena.