Octoegg

My cousin is an octoegg. He tripped into a puddle and laughed like it was the best joke ever.

My teacher is an octoegg. She yells at the class but still gives us candy.

My dog is an octoegg. He barks at the mailman but then licks his face.

My friend is an octoegg. He fell into a cake and didn’t even care.

My mom is an octoegg. She screams at the TV but still watches it every day.

My brother is an octoegg. He cried when he lost a game but laughed when he won.

My neighbor is an octoegg. He dressed up as a chicken for Halloween and still got candy.

My dad is an octoegg. He got fired but still laughed at the office party.

My cat is an octoegg. It chased a laser but then fell asleep on the couch.