Octodotunumicrosoftism

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Octodotunumicrosoftism is when Windows 8.1 tried to take over the world by shoving its junk down everyone’s throats. Now its ugly cousins, Windows 10 and 11, are still trying to steal your time and money.

'I hate Windows 10 so much I want to burn it to the ground.', A frustrated user at 3 AM.

'Windows 11 just updated my computer and now my cat hates me.', A tweet from a confused person.

'I paid for Windows 10, but it still crashes like it’s dying.', A DM from a person who gave up on life.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Octodotunumicrosoftism is like a greedy kid who takes all the candy and then throws it in the trash because he’s too lazy to eat it. That kid is Microsoft, and he’s still taking candy from your computer.

'Why does my computer look like a junkyard? Windows 10 did this.', A comment on a tech forum.

'I had to reboot my PC 10 times just to get my homework done.', A student’s text to their mom.

'My laptop is slower than my grandma’s phone.', A tweet from a tired user.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Octodotunumicrosoftism is when a company says it’s going to make your life easier, but then it adds 100 new features you don’t need and crashes your whole day.

'Windows 11 is like a party I didn’t invite myself to.', A tweet from a user who doesn’t want to join the chaos.

'I tried to install a new update and now my computer is screaming in pain.', A DM from a user who is clearly losing it.

'I used to love Windows. Now it feels like it’s trying to kill me.', A comment on a tech blog.

by Slangipedia 6d ago