Octodogs

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Take a hotdog and slice it in two. Then rip the hell out of the cut end until it looks like a dog with eight legs. That’s an Octodog.

My dad made an Octodog and it looked like a hotdog got into a fight with a octopus.

I ate an Octodog and it felt like my mouth was hosting a wrestling match.

My brother tried to make an Octodog and it just looked like a hotdog with a bad haircut.

Half a hotdog isn’t enough. You need eight legs. So you tear the hell out of it until it has eight. That’s an Octodog.

I made an Octodog and it looked like a hotdog was trying to be a spider.

My lunch was an Octodog and it stared me down like it was judging my life choices.

My friend ate an Octodog and said it was the most cursed food he’d ever had.

If you take a hotdog and make it look like it’s been tortured by a group of scissors, that’s an Octodog.

My Octodog looked like it had been through a war.

I made one for my mom and she said it was the most painful thing she’s ever seen.

My Octodog was so bad it got a restraining order from the hotdog.