octodinkie

My uncle’s octodinkie is so bad, he had to split the family in half.

He said he could beat up eight of his own brothers with one hand.

At the gym, the guy next to me was octodinkie, and I had to move three lanes over.

My cousin’s octodinkie is so bad, the whole neighborhood got scared.

He said his cock was so big, he could feed eight of his own cousins.

At the bar, he pulled out his cock, and it looked like a war was starting.

He’s so octodinkie, he could take over the whole town with one punch.

My dad’s cock is so big, it could power eight of his own kids’ video games.

He pulled out his cock at the party and everyone ran out screaming.