octodecal

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The number 80, but with extra attitude and a hint of arrogance.

I turned 80 last week. I’m not old, I’m just octodecal.

My grandma’s octodecal, and she still out-runs my dad.

Octodecal? That’s just a fancy way of saying I’ve survived 80 years of my mom’s cooking.

The spot you're in when you're the 80th thing in a list and still getting noticed.

My dog got a medal for being the octodecal winner of the neighborhood talent show.

That kid in class is the octodecal most annoying person in the school.

The octodecal best pizza in the city is now open, and it’s amazing.

A group of 80 people who all know they’re the best, and they’re not wrong.

My octodecal friends went to the beach and didn’t even bring towels.

The octodecal most popular band in town just released a new song about octodecal.

Octodecal people don’t sweat. They just glare at the heat.

A lifespan so long it’s like you’re living in a slow motion movie for 80 years.

My grandpa’s octodecal, and he still runs marathons.

Octodecal people don’t age. They just turn into legends.

I’m octodecal, and I still text my mom at 3 AM.